Sunday, 5 October 2008

The Root of All Evil - Advertisement

I logged into facebook earlier and payed note to one of the advertisements at the side; it read "Single? 21? Like StarWars? And Live In Cambridge?'' If I didn't know computer's and internet as I do, I would clearly have been led down a long line of crappy dating sites, where the women aren't as displayed on the earlier 'hook' of the advertising scheme. I think they should at least be honest and show someone like ''Carol 37, Divorced with 11 Children, Seeking African American Males for good times...'' At least then they would pull in the right audiences.

A bland weekend, which isn't really much of a change from usual. Ace Combat: 6 has provided me with many more gamerpoints to increase my feeling of self worth and dominance over the gaming world. I'm not saying Im better than everyone at computer games, but when I have to physically steal the controller off my brother (who is in fact rubbish at Ace Combat) because he isn't doing it well enough. Harsh you say? Fair says I. He has trained in real life to be a pilot of sorts...ergo a video game of flying aircraft should be easy, but no, he treats it like a real simulation, he takes about 5 minutes to make a single turn, by which point I have fragged about 15 enemy planes, conclusion, siblings should not be aloud to play my consoles.

I got a letter through my mail today, which is unusual for a Sunday, it was written in blood or/and urine, I could barely make out the text, it was something on the lines of ''Project 'X' is coming'' - whatever that means.

Quiz tonight with Mark and Matt should be good, and the week to come, should be even better, lets hope our heroes come back with the prize money tonight, or at least some dignity in tact.

Captain signing off.

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